The Kitchy-Katoo

I walked down town the other day
I had a little shopping to do
I passed this store with a great big sign
It said here's something for you.

Well they had these beans in a big glass jar
The prize was a Kitchy- Katoo.
I said "Gee whiz, I can win that prize
'cause counting is something I can do".

So I bought me some beans and I started to count.
I counted till I nearly turned blue.
Then a man walked up and said "what have you got ?"
I said " fourteen thousand and two man-- fourteen thousand and two "

Now he gave a little grin and he turned around
and he handed me the Kitchy-Katoo
I said "Gee thanks , I sure feel proud
'cause winning for me is something new "

So I took them on home but now I'm scratching my head
'cause I don't know quite what to do.
I'm using those dog gone beans alright
But what the heck does a Kitchy- Katoo do ?
What the heck is a Ktchy- Katoo ?

Well it's small and round, weighs less than a pound
and is kind of a powdery blue.
If any one knows, please give me a call
and tell me just what does it do

Now if you ever run into a situation
involving a Kitchy- Katoo
Well take my advice and ask kind of nice
What the heck does a Kitchy- Katoo do ?
What the heck is a Kichy-Katoo ?

By : Virgil Sturgeon copyright 06- 22- 2009